Captain Cescational and Key Issues

It should be noted that it takes me just over an hour to get to work. To get to work I drive to a train station and then catch it into town. I could walk to a closer station on a different line, but I choose not to because I don't get a seat on that train. I like sitting. I hate standing. The problem I found myself in today was on the way home. The trick in catching the train line where my car is, is to remember to take your keys with you from work so when you get to the desired station you have the ability to enter your car and drive home. This was not the case this evening. Surprisingly I did not curse, probably too tired. Luckily I had not forgotten my phone and with one decisive phone call Mrs Slur came to the rescue!

Now to the all important news that my favourite Arsenal player ...in fact any current player from any club, Cesc Fabregas who has been appointed the captain of Arsenal. Sanity prevailed and the petulant Gallas has been given the flick. It won't solve all our problems, but it is a step in the right direction. Now see us whip Chelsea's arse this weekend with Cesc scoring a brace - you heard it here first!

Ok...I now have to pick up my car from the station...laters.....